Throw more fucking money at the problem, that’s bound to fucking fix it.

I’m looking at you, Portugal. And you Ireland. And you, Banking System. And you consumerism.

But don’t sweat it, because we’re all playing a game with crappy rules. We’ll all stop playing soon, it’s just that you guys are ‘out’ first. How about you get busy working out the rules for the new game and you can show us all how to play when we’re out too?