Cancel the fucking debt.

No, not just the fucking Africans again. Everyone. All of it. Let’s just stop dicking about and focus on what’s important which is, unless this isn’t clear yet, that WE HAVE SOME SERIOUS FUCKING RESOURCE SHORTAGE AND ENVIRONMENTAL CHANGE ISSUES AND A FUCKING HUUUUGE AND GROWING POPULATION.

Seriously, right now worrying about paying back some loans is like asking for change from the cabbie who drives you to Dignitas.

New rule: if you haven’t got an army bigger than ours, you’re not getting your cash back because we need it to fix the planet, k?