Hurrah! Just when it seemed our society couldn’t be any more broken or our world more fucked, we’re having another completely fucking pointless GM trial!
It turns out some businessmen in lab coats have found out that they can get a GM wheat to repel aphids, which is pretty neat.
What’s really clever is that they’ve taken THE SAME FUCKING TECHNIQUE WHICH WORKS WITHOUT USING ANY GENETIC FUCKING MODIFICATION WHATSOFUCKINGEVER and found a way to do it by tinkering with genes.
The real fucking GENIUS of this is, of course, that they can patent it and make money selling these sterile seeds to farmers so they have to come back and buy more every year.
If they’re lucky, they’ll ‘accidentally’ contaminate the entire fucking ecosystem so that one day we’ll HAVE to eat GM for every fucking meal. What sociopathic arseholes.
Fortunately the government hasn’t shut down the social networks yet, so you can still scream like fuck during the Government consultation which is running until the 19th August 2011.
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