Just print the fucking file in a colour you do have then, printer.

Oh Mr.Epson you are fucking testing me today… If I’m not printing in black I don’t give a flying fuck if the magenta ink has run out. And even if I did want a magenta letter, how about giving me the choice to print it in another colour? If you’re smart enough to know it’s run out, you’re smart enough to select from another fucking cartridge, right?

Just print my fucking file you god damned motherfucking arsehole printer. Fuck you, Epson. And the fuck all the rest of those ink-pimping bastard print companies.