“Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change” – which is almost nothing, you and I are damned near unstoppable.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
(which is almost nothing, you and I are damned near unstoppable)

The courage to change the things I can,
(which is almost everything, because you and I are awesome, and where we can’t do it, we have friends who can)

And wisdom to know the difference.
(Nice to have, sure, but we’ll probably not need this, being awesome and everything.)