Should we drop our unhelpful friends? Probably not. Though… one does have to be pretty ignorant / stupid / fucked up NOT to have joined the dots by now; or to have joined the dots but be exploiting the moment.

Peeing in the shower once a day saves 2,500 litres of water per year per person

This assumes you are having a shower once per day anyway. If not, maybe pee in the sink, or in the garden if you have one. Or you could just follow the “if it’s yellow it’s mellow” rule and not … Continue reading →

Make recycling bins the same shape, and make the bags the same fucking colour.

Enraging as it most certainly is to see someone throw non-recycling in a recycling bin, it’s hardly fucking surprising. There’s no standardisation. The bins all look different, the bags are all different colours, the locations are inconsistent — it’s almost … Continue reading →

Leave your fucking eyebrows alone.

Unless you have a Freda Kahlo monobrow and want to ‘make a statement’,

Don’t eat so much fucking cheese.

It consumes massively disproportionate amounts of resource and makes you fat and spotty. Some cheese is good. Lots of cheese is bad. A bit less cheese is perfect.