Peeing in the shower once a day saves 2,500 litres of water per year per person
This assumes you are having a shower once per day anyway. If not, maybe pee in the sink, or in the garden if you have one. Or you could just follow the “if it’s yellow it’s mellow” rule and not … Continue reading
Read MoreMake recycling bins the same shape, and make the bags the same fucking colour.
Enraging as it most certainly is to see someone throw non-recycling in a recycling bin, it’s hardly fucking surprising. There’s no standardisation. The bins all look different, the bags are all different colours, the locations are inconsistent — it’s almost … Continue reading
Read MoreDon’t eat so much fucking cheese.
It consumes massively disproportionate amounts of resource and makes you fat and spotty. Some cheese is good. Lots of cheese is bad. A bit less cheese is perfect.
Read MoreThis is a fucking great lyric: “The cars in the church yard are shiny and German – distinctly at odds with the theme of the sermon.”
That, my friends, is Mr Neil Hannon of The Divine Comedy. It tells you pretty much everything you need to know about organised religion: it’s 99% self-protecting tribal cult, and 1% universal Continue reading
Read MoreUse a fucking spatula.
A fuck of a lot of effort went into getting that food this far. Don’t fuck it up now.
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