Leave your fucking eyebrows alone.

Unless you have a Freda Kahlo monobrow and want to ‘make a statement’,

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Don’t eat so much fucking cheese.

It consumes massively disproportionate amounts of resource and makes you fat and spotty. Some cheese is good. Lots of cheese is bad. A bit less cheese is perfect.

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This is a fucking great lyric: “The cars in the church yard are shiny and German – distinctly at odds with the theme of the sermon.”

That, my friends, is Mr Neil Hannon of The Divine Comedy. It tells you pretty much everything you need to know about organised religion: it’s 99% self-protecting tribal cult, and 1% universal Continue reading

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Use a fucking spatula.

A fuck of a lot of effort went into getting that food this far. Don’t fuck it up now.

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Create an energy-intensive get-rich-quick currency so humanity’s inexhaustible greed drives it to build ENORMOUS renewable energy systems. Then upgrade its algorithm to be super efficient.

Bitcoin uses a fuckton of energy for Continue reading

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